Observational Tragedy

So, practically every day I come home from work and get in the elevator, I find something different on the elevator floor. I have decided t...

So, for anyone who hasn't been keeping up on my goings-on over the last -- oops, six months now -- I moved into a fairly tall building d...

So, I was at work today, doing my awesome work type things where mostly I sit at a computer and type cryptic jargon into a machine that then...

Okay, so, I'm a smart guy, right? ... Yeah, don't all chime in at once. Anyway, so, I was walking earlier. I can do that. I ha...

I just realized that I haven't posted anything in .. erm.. *cough* months, now. So, if any of you fine people do not yak at me on the ...